the man-repelling jumpsuit
nothing turns a guy off like a big ole floaty jumpsuit. i enjoy this printed one from anthropologie - it's a kooky alternative to a cocktail dress. it's supposed to cross over the front, but clearly the all-knowing lottery in the sky blessed me with this big beautiful brain instead of other assets, so i let it hang loose and paired with a spidery bra from free people.
amapa jumpsuit from anthropologie
strappy front and back bra from free people