good morning young people.
have you heard your omniscient president is going to be sending a checkycheck your way soon?
what do you plan to do with it? spend by all means, b/c that's what he wants (and yes, it makes some sense). but on what!
i planned for a happening such as this. i keep an updated wish list over there on the right, see, scrolling around over there in red?
so, if you've racked your brain and can't come up with anything you need, by no means should you recede further into economic depression. stimulate the U S of A's economy by getting me a small treat.